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Created on 2001-07-25 19:03:13 (#271857), last updated 2004-09-08
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hey, I'm starting a band, love me for it. dirty young republicans.
they came in....
"...I think that's kinda crual, I'm smokin and you come up coughin at me? Jesus. do you go up to crippled people and start dancin too? You fucks. 'Hey Mr. Wheelchair whut's the problem? come on ironside I'll race ya.' you fuckin satist. I'll smoke I'll cough I'll get the tumors I'll die. Deal? Thank you America."
"...and the abortion thing. Ya know unbelievable. I'm not a girl I'm a guy. But at the same time I can tell ya how to solve this abortion thing right now. Those unwanted babies that women leave in alleys and in dumpsters, leave about twelve of them on the supreme court steps this is over like that. 'you guys said we had to have them, well you guys FUCKIN RAISE THEM!!! Raise them, yes, you fuckin raise them. you said I had to have it so you raise it. it's yours, fuck. it's yours take it."
"I don't understand anything so there ya go. ya know my problem is I watch to much news man. That's why I'm depressed all the time, I watch too much CNN man. I dunno if you've sat around and watched CNN any longer than say...20 hours in one day I don't recommend that. Watch CNN headline news for one hour, it's the most depressing thing you'll ever do. 'war, famine, death AIDS, homeless, recession, depression, war, famine, death, AIDS, homeless.' and you look out your window *crickets chirp*. where is all this shit happenin? Ted turner is makin this shit up man. Jane fonda won't sleep with him, he runs to a typewriter 'by 1992 we will all die of AIDS. here read that on the air. I don't get laid no one gets laid.' I'm writin Jane fonda 'will you fuck this guy so we can get some good news please.' I wanna see a well-laid Ted Turner news cast 'hey it's all gonna work out...here's sports.'"
The wisdom of Mr. Bill Hicks
they came in....
"...I think that's kinda crual, I'm smokin and you come up coughin at me? Jesus. do you go up to crippled people and start dancin too? You fucks. 'Hey Mr. Wheelchair whut's the problem? come on ironside I'll race ya.' you fuckin satist. I'll smoke I'll cough I'll get the tumors I'll die. Deal? Thank you America."
"...and the abortion thing. Ya know unbelievable. I'm not a girl I'm a guy. But at the same time I can tell ya how to solve this abortion thing right now. Those unwanted babies that women leave in alleys and in dumpsters, leave about twelve of them on the supreme court steps this is over like that. 'you guys said we had to have them, well you guys FUCKIN RAISE THEM!!! Raise them, yes, you fuckin raise them. you said I had to have it so you raise it. it's yours, fuck. it's yours take it."
"I don't understand anything so there ya go. ya know my problem is I watch to much news man. That's why I'm depressed all the time, I watch too much CNN man. I dunno if you've sat around and watched CNN any longer than say...20 hours in one day I don't recommend that. Watch CNN headline news for one hour, it's the most depressing thing you'll ever do. 'war, famine, death AIDS, homeless, recession, depression, war, famine, death, AIDS, homeless.' and you look out your window *crickets chirp*. where is all this shit happenin? Ted turner is makin this shit up man. Jane fonda won't sleep with him, he runs to a typewriter 'by 1992 we will all die of AIDS. here read that on the air. I don't get laid no one gets laid.' I'm writin Jane fonda 'will you fuck this guy so we can get some good news please.' I wanna see a well-laid Ted Turner news cast 'hey it's all gonna work out...here's sports.'"
The wisdom of Mr. Bill Hicks
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